Daughter drinking juice when she got the hiccups. “Please don’t give me this juice again,” she said, “It makes my teeth cough.”
Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: “Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?”
Overheard outside church. Mum to kids. ”And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl: “Because people are sleeping.”
My youngest was chatting to her Granny and asked how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn’t remember any more. Lucy says “If you don’t remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.”
6 year old to his mum: ”I love you so much, that when you die I’m going to bury you outside my bedroom window.”
7 year old to wrinkly friend of dad, after looking at her for a while and then asked, “Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?”
Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: “Why is he whispering in her mouth?”
