Daddy Dazed spent the evening assembling a breast pump. What an amazing piece of apparatus. Mum-in-law walks in as I am trying out the pump on my own nipple. “Its got amazing sucking power” I say. She looks at me and walks out again without saying a word.
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Advice for a dad-to-be: dealing with your partner
1. Though pregnancy is MUCH harder on the man than the woman, it is not considered wise to say this aloud, particularly to a woman, particularly to a pregnant woman. 2. From time to time you will be asked, “Am I still attractive” by the pregnant female. The safest thing to do is think back… Continue reading Advice for a dad-to-be: dealing with your partner